I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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