the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There r osticjed everywhere
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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