I wanna passion pit in your ass
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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