I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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