next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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