The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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