You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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