You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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