Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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