so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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