Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
