He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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