I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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