this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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