I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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