Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
