She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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