i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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