Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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