I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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