get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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