She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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