No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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