Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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