did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
