Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the day after is always just damage control
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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