The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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