I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
