quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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