Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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