question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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