i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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