He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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