playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
