I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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