no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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