Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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