i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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