And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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