Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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