i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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