I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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