your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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