he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Enjoy the penises
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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