I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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