There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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