I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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