it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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