question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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