To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Randomize
